Thee Ultimate Ginger

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

the-winchester-initiative:

#you’re gross #both of you

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours