parent trap au where jimmy and cas meet at a summer camp and decide to swap places for the rest of the summer. when cas goes back to jimmys family he meets jimmys best friend dean winchester and falls head over heels for him.
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
That fact isn’t very fun
|—||Happy birthday Ernest Hemingway, b. on this day in 1899 (via penamerican)|
do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good
Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!
Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
"there’s going to be a terrorist attack on london"
"do you like this shirt? where’s john"
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
It got better