enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
|—||Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)|
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
#you’re gross #both of you
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours